Friday, June 19, 2009

Socceroos to take on Italia.. Skippy replaces Emmerton


With the second yellow carding of Emmerton in the match with Croatia, Guus has detailed his plan of attack using his replacement. The big left winger, Heindryk von Skippy, is being called up for his powerful kicking and superb ball handling skills, no, not those balls, the other balls. Granted he has a third leg, no, not that third leg, his tail, god get your head out of the gutters people, which technically counts as a foot under FIFA regulations. He is also renowned for his "eating the other team" skills leading Guus to say that Skippy will play an integral part in the team. Skippy replied with his usual modesty regarding his addition to the team as "ttte ttet".