Shocking allegations surfaced today as it was alledged that France alledgely alledged to alledge that they bombed New Zealand, way back in some year that I can't be bothered find the source for, so I won't actually say. Numerous Groucho class ICBMs were launched at the small and hobbit like island nation, some say as a defiant act as they are getting pissed off because every war they've been involved with has turned to shit, since the Norman invasion of Japan in 1066. President Lefrenchguye today stated that the "war" in "Iraq" is, and has always been, "fucked". He has decided that his country should jump ship as soon as possible, leaving the united statians to go down with it. Back to New Zealand... they told the US to fuck off, well not really, no, thats what caused it. Wait, I'm confused. Ok, sources now indicate that Norman penguins frozen in time from 1066 have been revived and are on the march once again. A sad day for the country they decide to march on, being of similar size and weight to that thing that drags the space shuttle out.
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