Due to a mistyped bill put forward and passed by the United Nations overnight, Jon Stewart, of The Daily Show fame, has been declared super mega supreme ruler of all of Earth for all time. Woken by the sudden news of his new position, Overlord Steward put it so elegantly when he stated "Huh? What? What are you doing in my room? Get the hell out! I'm trying to sleep, its three in the morning." Later that day, Overlord Stewart declared an emergency meeting of the United Nations asking why he should have the sole burden of resposibility of the fate of 6 or 7 billion people, and countless other organism on the planet. The UN retorted "we fucked up but there isn't a thing we can do about it." Replied His Overlordness "I accept this role thrust upon me". And at that very moment all wars around the world stopped. Overlord Stewart's first order of business was to release the United State's President Bush back into the wild.
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