19th June 2009, Germany Set to Pass Internet Censorship Laws, Anti-Tellietubbies Groups Rejoice

With the internet censorship bill now passed the lower house, Germany is now one step closer to totally ridding itself of the menace of Tellietubies. "The Friends Against Rampaging Teletubbies (FART) can breathe a sigh of relief today" says chief FART Otto von Hindenburg. "For too long our children have been to subjected to the tourment that is the teletubbies, but from today, no longer shall this occur!"

Today's decision bring's Germany into line with several other teletubbie free countries, including China, Iran and North Southland. "Our government acknowledges the scourge know as the teletubbies, making our kids dance and laugh and take hardcore drugs, for shame!" a volunteer FART said.

Australia plans to introduce similar measures towards the end of the year. Advocate groups are already calling for the addition of the muppets to the list. The Minister of Fun, Stephen Conroy, acknowledges parents concerns about the muppets, but feels this may be impossible as this will mean the dissolution of parliament.