17th January 2007, Australia to take on black hole

In a first for international cricket, Australia has decided to challange the black hole Cygnus X-1 to a 5 day test match in early May. "After that classic bout with the pulsar from the crab nebula, we have been looking for new and more challenging teams to play," says Australian captain Ricky Ponting. Veteran Glenn MacGrath said in a press conference earlier that the team was looking forward to versing an object inside of which everything we know about the universe breaks down. Pending the outcome of this game, ACB officials are likely to submit a proposal to the sports governing body, the ICC, that time travel should be invented so that they can go out and challenge the big bang, or god, whichever came first, to a match. Many people have pointed out that everything in this article is not even close to being possible, even in the overactive imagination of a hyperactive 8 year old skoling straight red cordial.