The Australian government is in hot water again over legislation that has just passed the middle house of parliament. According to the new legislation, all cyclists are now classified as mentally disabled and are to be carted off for develocipide treatment.
Cyclist advocate groups are outraged. The coalition of the mentally disabled are even more outraged. "There is no sane reason the government has for comparing us to cyclists," states Mr Overhauser, "I mean, come on, look at them, cycling around in the rain in 5 degree weather, wearing nothing but skin tight shorts! They're clearly nuts."
I thought an interview with a cyclist at this point would be most fitting so I sat down and talked with the most important cyclist in my life. Me.
Me: "Hi me, and thankyou for agreeing to this interview with me"
Me: "No problems."
Me: "Now the government today has passed legislation today classifying cyclists as 'mentally disabled'..."
Me: "You must be using those air quotation marks (laughs).."
Me: "Ah, yes. What is your response to all this?"
Me: "Well I think its absolutely crazy, the legislation, not the cyclists, I mean just because we're a tad masochistic, is that the right word? It'll do. Just because we're a tad masochistic is no reason to discriminate against us."
Me: "Whats you're next step?"
Me: "Do you realise we're having an internal dialogue, or is it an internal monologue?
Me: "I hadn't thought of that. Its a little worrying actually."
Me: "You think its worrying, think about how I feel here! Wow, the nerve of some people!"
After this I stormed out on myself in a fit of rage.
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